Daily Archives: October 15, 2006

Throw away your dictionary, toss out your thesaurus and abandon all traces of the English language as we know it. We are being invaded by a new, cool language that is sweeping the nation, and its not just limited to kids! Thats right, idiots can catch it too!

Whats with all this black speak nonesense? “aiiiightt”, “wit”, “bro”, “ho”… get a grip!

What is the world coming to? I was sat watching the box the other night when I was confronted by that whinging, old-woman-faced, cry-baby from Big Brother 7 – Nikki Grahame. What a cretin that girl is!

From the moment she swaggered onto the set, she thought she was a cut about the rest of the people who were trying to show her how to do a normal days work. Of course, she wouldnt know work if it jumped up and slapped her round that miserable face of hers. These people are the people that work hard to provide for their families and to keep the wolf from the door. And in walks a swaggering, “im better than you”, whining, childish, disrespectful celebrity wannabee and basically pulls them to pieces because she is an idle, scrounging swine.